Scientific Methods to Catch Veerappan

1. Newton's Method:
Let Veerappan catch you. For every action there is equal and oppositereaction. Implies you caught Veerappan.
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of Veerappan.Due to higher relative velocity, the Veerappan will also run faster andwill get tired soon. Now you can trap Him easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that Veerappan to bein the Jungle. So set the sandal trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inversetransformation with respect to Veerappan. Veerappan is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to passitexcept Veerappan. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differentiation Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. Veerappan is some where in theresult. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t Veerappan to traceoutVeerappan.
7. The Banta's singh's Method
Don't even try. You'll get caught by Veerappan!