Shopping Math
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
General Equations and Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before marriage and after marriage.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
General Equations and Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before marriage and after marriage.
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